Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm not Anti-Valentines.
Really I'm not.
OK, maybe I am a little.
But, i'm not as bad as the guy who brought every other seat at the cinema so couples
OK, maybe I am a little.
But, i'm not as bad as the guy who brought every other seat at the cinema so couples
couldn't sit together (creative but creepy)
This year has been the worst Valentines Day ever.
I've never really had a problem with Valentine's Day, yes it's a day dedicated to the shallow interpretation of love. But we're human; this kind of attention once a year is nice.
Today I transformed into this mean, horrible, sarcastic troll.
~I've always been a sarcastic troll, but I've never been this horrible.
It all began in Tesco's... After spending several minutes pondering over what to buy, I bought these cute chocolate roses. I brought them for my lonely friends (who were depressed over having no one to celebrate Valentine's day with).
After I got everything, I made my way towards the front door and this guy rugby tackled me to the ground.
I fell and he ran away, carrying a dozen roses.
I mean, I felt kind of sorry for the guy.
He nearly killed himself cutting through a busy road (true love, is taking risks to deliver roses)
*What surprised me the most was the amount of people who came to help me when I fell* ~Note Sarcasm.
I fell and he ran away, carrying a dozen roses.
I mean, I felt kind of sorry for the guy.
He nearly killed himself cutting through a busy road (true love, is taking risks to deliver roses)
*What surprised me the most was the amount of people who came to help me when I fell* ~Note Sarcasm.
